"quotes"

As you have probably gathered by browsing around this site, I love quotes - they are a great way to convey a point clearly and succinctly and often offer humor. Always a bonus!

There are loads of sites out there in the cyber-wilderness offering hundreds of quotes - I wish merely to put here what I consider to be worth reading and so please use the links on the left-handside to visit the other pages in this section.

To slightly water your appetite of imagination and scratch into the surface of your potentially deep sense of humour, here is a small selection of my favourites.....

"There are lies, damned lies and statistics." Mark Twain

"And its never gonna be the same, coz the years are falling by like the rain." Lyrics from Oasis' 'Hello'

"If everything's under control, you're going too slow." Mario Andretti

"The dreams of yesterday are the hopes of today and the reality of tomorrow" Lenny Henry

"When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research." Wilson Mizner

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system." Seen on a bumper sticker

"Some days it's better to stay in bed." Newton's First Law

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take." Wayne Gretzky, Pro Hockey Player